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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little saugage.

2007-02-11 12:31:55 · 25 answers · asked by Qt PIE 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I am a guy and i think this is funny...LOL.... Have to star this for the wife.

2007-02-11 12:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 3 0

That was funny. If I was a masagonist and really despised that statement I would've said "are really that many lesbians." But I can Laugh at that. Nice Joke.

2007-02-11 12:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by I 4 · 2 0

in answer to "i'm a fan of ( . ) ( . )" sure thats what they all say. you know to all the women out there the actual length of a guys penis is half what they say. So if they say 6 then it's really 3 keep that in mind!!

2007-02-11 12:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by it's me 3 · 3 0

There's pigs and the ones that are decent. I'll rate my closest male friend as fine and dandy and my second to last ex as great. My ex I'll rate as a mother f-cking a$shole. Depends on how you watch it and where you are.

2007-02-11 12:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by Artsy 1 3 · 2 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Good one.

2007-02-11 12:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

LMAO lol thats a good 1

2007-02-11 12:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by ~*Sarah~Elizabeth*~ 2 · 2 0

Why do people need someone to tell them they are loved? LOL People these days are desperate to get married. I am so glad to be single. Happily single forever.

2014-05-23 08:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by bittersweetness 1 · 0 0

Wickedly funny. Most men won't agrree but we all think it's true. hahaha

2007-02-11 13:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

to funny, sometimes even if there is alot of sausage the sh_t's just not worth it.

2007-02-11 13:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1 0

And men won't buy a cow when milk's cheap. :o)
Edit - for jokes and riddles some don't have much of a sense of humour. Can dish it out...

2007-02-11 12:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by Crash 7 · 5 2

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