Guys how much of this is true?.. if so what parts?

Question

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-th... method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.


43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

61. Your best friend, the guy you can go to with anything, is the guy who loves you more than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always love you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could change the stars to make you happy. He would go to the end of the world for you and loves you deeply.

62.)most guys are pigs but give them a chance they might prove you wrong!

i didnt write this! i got it off anoter question posted a couple of weeks ago. I just wanted to see how many people would respond the way they did to the other question.

Answer 1

Wow, this thing is long, but ya'll have helped me out so I will do the same:


1. We don't respect them, no. But hate is little bit strong.

2. This is to avoid the awkward situation where the girl is busy and so talks very little and responds with 1 word answers. Phones are awkward enough w/o one of the two people being busy/

3. For me, this is TRUE like none other....

4. Hahaha, exactly

5. Good gosh yes. Esp when I know she's doing it to flirt

6. No, not really. Maybe the more desperate/clingy ones.

7. Yup

8. Indeed

9. Yes, we're just like ya'll but we can't show it

10. Depends...if you're always talking about the same guy then there's trouble....

11. Again, depends on the situation.

12. True, we're humans too. And like females, we are burdoned by the rules of society

13. Yeah, so please don't do that. But if you smile when u do it, u'll have him thinking about u for the rest of the day. use this technique wisely hahaha

14. Yeah, there's no pressure at a party, but put us in front of the one we want to have a relationship w/ and we crumble

15. Ummm, i dunno about this one, i have a job.

16. Obviously

17. No way. We have to be macho around each other and then macho around ya'll too. There's no room for openness.

18. Don't let him find out he's being tested, guys get pissed off if you lead em on for too long

19. True

20. 50/50. Sometimes we just need someone to confide in. But that person is never the one we're interested in.

21. Nah, that's just flirting

22. Depends, you can't generalize that

23. Only things that will boost our egos

24. hot = i wanna have sex. cute = relationship quality. beautiful = goddess

25. yeah, ya'll are confusing

26. true

27. true

28. yeah

29. that's right

30. unless he can play it off and get her to laugh

31. yeah, but appearence is a major plus. I mean, we gotta look at you while we're talking to you LOL

32. romance books, hahaha that's funny. we do read those online blogs that are crap

33. yeah

34. maybe

35. true

36. not me, if i see leave me alone it means i need some time to break down in private

37. oh please, guys have more final decisions than girls. and we're stubborn about it too

38. definately

39. only if he's friends w/ ur bf, otherwise he'll be there going for the snatch-away

40. yeah, unless he's zoned out

41. yeah, def. I mean, u can be ladylike w/o being incapable

42. hahaha, true

43. duh

44. true

45. indeed

46. i think it's equal, but the topics are way different

47. ur daggone right

48. yeah, it the challenge

49. um, not my left nut, but the idea is ture hahaha

50. true

51. THANK YOU

52. don't wanna break em!

53. depends, it gets annoying when girls are always fishing for compliments

54. um, yeah

55. being a shy guy myself i have to agree 100%

56. duh

57. i dunno about all, but i am

58. lol, true

59. yeah

60. yeah, so don't lead us on. it's unhealthy

61. true, but that should be known mutually. set the boundaries early and just don't cross them unless u are committed to making it work

62. the masses screw it over for the rest of us

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Absolutely not. If you wait to have sex and you take the time to get to know each other, the bond is better than just a sexual one. If you are with someone that only wants sex, it would seem as if men are just about sex. But very much not true. If two people do not make the time to build a relationship and has sex too quickly, this is where the problem begins. I'm not uptight about sex, but I see how waiting is a good thing. At least 3 month's time is important, so that you can bond and build a deeper relationship.

Answer 4

WOW..... Long post Here I go. (This is from my experience 15 years and counting)
1. True. (still clean)
2. Sometimes True. Depends if your talking to your friends or a crush)
3. Yep! I used to think about my ex gf before going to sleep.
4. Yes. Guys plan out what they are going to say
5. No. Not crazy... I just smile back
6. Sort of. It depends on how much you like the girl. If you like her a lot, you would do crazy stuff for her.
7.Yes. Unless we get something out of it.
8.I'm cool with my gf (now my ex) talking to other guys. It doesn't bother me unless they are close together or like grind dancing.
9. YES so true.
10.Yes
11. No
12. Yes.
13. uhhh... dunno
14. So true
15.Get a job. I never ask my parents for money
16. True
17.We are mostly open but we do keep some secrets
18.GUYS HATE MIXED SIGNALS. Just tell them plainly or make it obvious that you like him. Don't play hard to get.
19 That depends if she is hot and likes you
20.Yes we do... When we ask, we want answers. When girls ask, they don't want answers. They just want you to listen and comfort them.
21. yea
22.yes
23. Depends on your personality.
24. Yes. Guys use the word gorgeous
25. No. I stink at noticing girl signals.
26.no we ask our buddies
27yes
28. yes. Girls have a tendency about finding out if your lying. DON'T EVER LIE TO A GIRL
29. Never been rejected before. So dunno
30.yes
31. What are you talking about?????? Personality? Where did you get that from???
32.True
33. False
34. False
35. True
36. Sometimes
37. I want to say no. But we do listen to our girlfriend..
38. True
39. False. We just don't want to piss your boyfriend off especially if he's a good buddy of yourz.
40. Yes. Sometimes we are gazing into empty space.
41. Yes
42. Yes
43.Yes
44.NO
45. Yes
46. No
47 Yes
48 Yes Mabey not the drawn closer part.
49 Yes Guys want girls to be open. Just make it very obvious that you like us and then we will do the rest.
50 Yes
51. Yes
52. True
53. True. If we get to feel them. It's better.
54. Nah we like to make out
55. Dunno. I'm not shy.
56. If he uses he groin area to hit your butt like in grind dance, Then he wants you
57.Dunno about others. I'm ticklish
58.True. We just like girls touching us XD
59.True
60.True
61.Usually true.
62. Not all guys are pigs.. Sniff. That hurt my feelings.....
Guys want to be affectionate when they are alone with the girl. We just don't want our friends to see and make fun of us.

There DONE! WOOT!

Answer 5

being strait up honest.At one time in my life allot of that would have applied to me.But the person I am today.None of the above.I have not dated or had sex in eight years.Not because I coupled not get a woman or date a woman.Because I chose not to.So for eight years i have been observing people just to learn from there mistakes.Me I am waiting for a special woman.Not a perfect woman.Not just any woman.A unique woman.A woman that is true about who she is.A woman that is down to Earth enough to be a partner,my best friend,my lover,the shoulder for me to cry on if needed,the person to laugh with when there was something funny.Most of all the most precious gift that God could give to me or any man,My Angel.Why I call her my angel.Because I have actually been waiting all of my life for this woman.But was just to stupid to see it.But now I do.At one time in my life allot of that was me.But the person I am today.I would not waste time on any of those scenarios.Because love is to precious to waste,A best friend is to precious to hurt,and to find someone that could love you for you.To me is worth more than any dime I could ever earn in my life.

Answer 6

a girl post a very long survey hopefully she is very nice and pities me for trying to weave around answering her long survey and chooses my answer as the best b/c she has to give me credit for trying and most of that survey is false for me you stereotyped most of the questions which i hate... but it took you along time to do this so on you're part hopefully you don't stereotype guys based on this survey

Answer 7

63. guys don't like long questions unless there is somethig in it for him

Answer 8

8,11,23,25 at least, havent read the whole thing

Answer 9

very good.

Answer 10

all true goddamn. all of it.