A.Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
B.A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"
The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
C.You''re so ugly, when yo'' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
D.Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"
2007-02-11 11:36:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and i'm not trying to be mean or anything like that.
2007-02-11 11:47:18 · update #1
All 4 got a good chuckle out of me, but my favorite was "B" - very original and uniquely funny because I could really envision the whole joke which I think is key to being funny !!
"D" was a close second, but even though I'm a brunette I am getting a little tired of the "Blonde Jokes". Then it was "C" followed by "A" being last.
Thanks for the fun jokes!
2007-02-11 12:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know they're all so funny. ( laughed so hard when i read them) Now heres some for you
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2007-02-11 19:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have to go with D. What can I say, I like most blonde jokes.
2007-02-11 19:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude im a blonde and when she was trying to pick the lock i was thinking they left it open because it said converible
2007-02-11 19:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by janelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
B is Hi Larry Us
2007-02-11 19:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by fred36505 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
D! definley no offence but SOME blondes are idiots
2007-02-11 19:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by GreenDayluver 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Defintely b. Really funny.
2007-02-11 19:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked B. Never heard it before.
2007-02-11 20:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like c can i get 10 points.
2007-02-11 20:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D.
B is a close second.
2007-02-11 20:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by revchrist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋