A guy walks up to the counter at the store and says "Yes, I'd like a pound of ham and a pound of kielbasa." The clerk says "So You're Polish, huh?" The guy says "Yeah, how'd you know"?
The clerk says "This is a hardware store".
2007-02-11 11:00:47 · 9 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. how is that funny???
2. I seiously dont get it
3 YOU F---ING RACIST! I'M POLISH YOU FREAKING BA--ARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-11 11:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his Drinking buddy, Paddy.He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife,Mary.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.As he caught himself By grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on His rump.A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and
lookedin the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and
bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and Stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
Flynn said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Mary said,"it could be the open front door,it could be the
broken glass at the bottom of the stairs,it could be the drops of Blood trailing through the house,it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
2007-02-11 22:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defentatly Funny!
2007-02-11 11:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Dana D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh yet while this replace right into a racist humorous tale would you nonetheless be guffawing, i'm out raged, my mum has alzymas, that's an ageist humorous tale. so close the f uck up. ill and bored with all the individuals on the realm of ethnic minorities and the jokes against them, do no longer dis are previous human beings. no longer solid. understand for the elderly, you too would be their sooner or later
2016-11-03 04:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.
2007-02-11 11:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, 8/10
2007-02-11 11:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and yes. lol
2007-02-11 11:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, old.
2007-02-11 11:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by star_gazer10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe lol
2007-02-11 11:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋