A teacher asks all the children what their dads do for a living.
All the usual answers come up: salesman, builder, fireman and so on.
But little Johnny doesn't raise his hand.
The teacher says, "Come on, Johnny. We want to know what your dad does."
Johnny says, "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. sometimes, if the offer's really good, he goes out with a man, rents a cheap hotel room and lets them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sets the other children some work and takes little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true.
Johnny says, "No, he plays football for Scotland, but I was too embarrassed to say."
2007-02-11 10:24:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Andrew - Are you a Scottish fan, by any chance :) Let's have some of your jokes.
2007-02-11 11:09:48 · update #1
Fidgety not content with upsetting all the Liverpool football fans you are now gunning for the Scottish supporters.
You are wicked but funny!
Oh my God who is next?
2007-02-11 11:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 06:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starred you. You finally did it to me, I couldn't even read the other answers I was laughing so hard. I "never" do this but you get a 10 out of 10.
Give us more!
2007-02-11 10:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-11 10:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-11 10:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by sydsam52 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that's hilarious, I swear, I started laughing loudly, and i was in the quiet part of the library!
2007-02-11 10:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
that was good.
10 laughs out of 10!
2007-02-11 10:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by limallama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-11 12:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! LOL! It's hilarious! : )
Tougue Twister:
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2007-02-11 11:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha aha ha ha thatys soo good!! a star for you my man
2007-02-11 10:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋