Football Joke - What's so surprising?

Question

An Evertonian undertaker takes on an apprentice.
The apprentice walks up to his first corpse and examines it. He rolls it over and is amazed to find a cork stuck in the corpse's ar*ehole.
Mystified, he pulls it out and hears the strains of You'll Never Walk Alone coming out.
Startled, he shoves the cork back in and runs off to find his boss.
He says, "You've got to come and help me. I've just found a cork in one of the corpse's ar*eholes, and you won't believe what happens when you pull it out!"
The old undertaker follows his assistant, and is mildly surprised to see that there is indeed a cork plugging the body's back door.
He pulls it out, and again, the strains of "You'll Never Walk Alone can be heard emanating from the orifice.
The undertaker turns to his assistant and says, "What's so surprising?" You can hear 40,000 ar*eholes singing that every other Saturday."

Answer 1

Now you have set the cat amongst the pigeons fidgety and upset all the Liverpool supporters.
A very rich bloke wanted to give his son's presents,so he called them to him and asked them what they wanted.The oldest son asked for a train set,so his father purchased London Underground for him.The second asked for a CD player so his father bought him Virgin Radio.The final son wanted a cowboy outfit,so his father gave him Anfield.
Now what have you done? I'm in trouble now!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

LOL
As an Evertonian I have to give you a star & 10/10
I luv you
keep smilin'.

Answer 3

ha

Answer 4

hahaha!

Answer 5

ok

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

lal!