What happens if you sin against Satan?

Question

As an atheist, I do not believe in any deities. However, I have a friend who is a satanist. He says that there are nine Satanic Sins. I don't remember all of them, but I know that two are stupidity and herd conformity. Anyways, that got me thinking. What happens if you sin against Satan? Do you go to heaven? Does anybody know?


Thanks,
Aidan

Okay, let me clear this up. I am an ATHEIST. I do not believe in God, or Satan, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. My FRIEND is a Satanist. I am CURIOUS. Please, please, please STOP telling me to convert to Christianity.

Answer 1

Let me congratulate you on an entirely new concept, This is an
idea I've never contemplated. And I thought I had heard it all!
That's cool. Or is it hot? ROBIN WILLIAMS would take this ball
and run with it.We could have a new type of blasphemy.

Answer 2

Yes it is true that the number one sin in Satanism is Stupidity.
However the Nine Satanic statements are not laws!
The nine Satanic statements are:
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Another important note is that in Satanism Satan is not seen as being an actual being. Numbers 7 & 8 in the statements touch on this one.
If you'd actually read the Satanic bible you'd see that these statements are each a different chapter. Anton Levay was giving HIS philosophy!
When he was asked why he called it satanism when it has nothing to do with Satan he said, "I did it to keep out those that are part of the herd mentality." He did it for shock value!

Answer 3

Well, if you sin against satan, you probably must go to heaven. Because in Hell, you are allowed free will and have access to tons of teachers. If you read the bible, Satan never kills anyone. In fact, he helped Adam and Eve gain knowledge of good and evil. No evil person give knowledge freely. In heaven, you have to be a subbordinate to God. So if you believe in the bible (something I suggest you not do), but if you do believe, do not sin against satan.

Answer 4

well satanists usually don't go to heaven as they are satanists and they usually don't believe in a heaven or hell especially if they are laveyan aka philosophical satanists and maybe a theistic satanist would prefer hell rather then heaven although not all satanists believe in an actual satan anyway i have no idea what happens if you sin against satan as i am not a satanist so i would have to concede this to an actual satanist

Answer 5

LOL- that is a good question! I'm not sure what authority satanists think that Satan has. While we're asking questions, what happens to a satanist who DOESN'T sin against Satan? What kind of "reward" could be in store for them?

Answer 6

He'll poop satan juice all over you and you'll turn into Tom Cruise, satan slave, evil master of the dark satan poop, hail satan poop!! Then you'll be listening to devil worshipping music and kill yourself to some Judas Priest song and ressurect as the dark satan master Mel Gibson, peeing green satan pee pee all over baby fat candles and screaming,"I love you satan, but our love is so wrong cause you're satan and satan doesn't love!," and Jesus will look down at you and be like, "Aidan, Aidan, Jesus Effin Christ, leave satan the fcck alone...not cause I give a shlt about your love for the dark master, just cause you're annoying the fcck out of me...." And you'll be like "Jesus, you're not real! make this bad dream go away!"

...and then you'll wake up and have pooped the bed and peed your pants and THAT is what happens when you sin against the dark lord satan.

Answer 7

nicely Sara you will desire to comprehend the character of an Angelic being to comprehend why devil and his fallen Angels can by no potential be forgiven. An Angel in assessment to ourselves has finished and sparkling expertise of what it potential to insurrection against God and because they have a plenty larger mind and self information they can't come to a decision that they might circulate back on at some later time, as quickly as an Angel decides an action that action is binding for all eternity. devil won't be able to seek for forgiveness any greater than you or i'd desire to unexpectedly leap from earth to the moon, an Angels decision is fixed as quickly as that's been made, we besides the undeniable fact that being below an Angel and not having their super powers of mind could be forgiven via fact we own the potential to repent via accepting Gods grace. God bless you.

Answer 8

(Lord forgive me but I can't help myself)

I know that two are stupidity and herd conformity.

You friend is a SATANIST. He stupidly conforms to the herd of nonconformist who follow a defeated Christian Deity. He worships a loosing team. I think he clearly has violated Satanic Sins one and two.

And people call us Christians hypocrites? Good Lord.

Answer 9

Nothing, because Satan, like God, was created to help people understand why certain things occur on earth. How we got here, and what happens if you do bad stuff. And religion itself was created to scare people into believing that if they disobeyed their lords/masters that they would spend an eternity in Hell. And since the lords were the richer part of society, the church went with it as not to upset them...

Answer 10

Jude dealt with that question (it's just one chapter, go ahead and read it). He advises that we don't sin against anyone, and I agree.

You can't be two people at once, being a criminal one day and an honest person the next. The honest person loses credibility if he doesn't restore what he did while being a criminal.

You're either a good person all the time or you ain't.

(Satanists are often just humanists. So what you may be reading aren't sins against Satan but sins against yourself.)

Answer 11

Those who worship satan aka lil lucy...WILL KNOW when they have failed to meet his requirements.......

Unlike the LORD JESUS; there is no forgiveness, love, reconciliation ( why one would want that is beyond me)....etc.

Those who fool around with divination (in any form of witchcraft....for the record "White majik" is still divination and witchcraft. People think they have p?o?w?e?r? in satan--but are none other than his lil' puppets, doing his bidding.

Sinning against satan.....!!! This is a good thing perhaps, so these who are drawn into this LIE can see the error of their choices.

And NO, sinning against that fairy known as the devil will not ensure entrance into the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.....only turning your life over to JESUS in repentance, and confessing JESUS as LORD and Savior, being thus~ born~again! Is the only way to the Father (in heaven or the new earth @ the millenial reign)!~