An Arsenal fan (Gunners) is trapped on a desert island, alone apart from a sheep and a dog.
Soon, the sheep looks very attractive to the Arsenal fan.
The problem is that whenever he approaches the sheep, the dog growls threateningly.
Gunners takes the dog to the opposite side of the island, giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep, only to find the dog has made it back first, and is growling at him.
Next, Gunners ties the dog to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep, only to find the dog growling with a gnawed-off leash round its neck.
The Arsenal fan is getting more and more sexually frustrated.
But as he sits under a palm treed staring out to sea, a stunning woman in a sexy bikini emerges from the surf.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity on him, asks if there's anything she can do tonight to stop him feeling lonely.
Gunners thinks for a moment and says..... "Could you take the dog for a walk?"
2007-02-11 10:13:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blonde Dude - that says it all :)
2007-02-11 11:35:05 · update #1
Roger, gunners is on a mission to get as many best answers as he can :)
2007-02-11 12:58:56 · update #2
LOL
9/10
Too long my backside.
Keep smilin'.
the gunners - why don't you post your jokes, they're good enough?
2007-02-11 12:19:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well he has definately been on the island way to long! It was pretty cute though, but the poor sheep.
2007-02-11 18:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fidgety how could you! Are you associating us Welsh with
sheep?
A young man (not me ) moved to a village in Wales and got talking to an old man from the village. After a while the old man started to vent his frustration.
"See that row of houses over there?", he said."I built them,but do they call me Jones the builder? Do they hell! See that railway line? I laid it,but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! And see those two bridges over the river? I built those, but do they call me Jones the bridge buider? Do they hell! Years ago, I shagged one sheep............."
2007-02-11 18:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah good one, thumbs up from me, but I can't understand how some people can complain about the length of the joke - they obviously have no attention span.
2007-02-11 18:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by This is my username 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a good thing she showed up to distract the dog!!
2007-02-11 18:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a laugh at that,
its what one would expect from an ARSENAl fan!!!
2007-02-11 18:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but saw it coming.
2007-02-11 18:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by trouble421muah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the rivalry...but could do with less references to the sheep, she's mine......mary
2007-02-11 18:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewe must be joking
2007-02-11 18:18:00 · answer #9 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
uhh that took to long to read..you should have made it sweet,simple,and to the point. It's a 3 out of 10 for me.
2007-02-11 18:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy 6 · 0⤊ 6⤋