Woman says to the doctor, i keep passing wind, but luckily it doesn't smell and is completely silent, you wont realise this but I've done half a dozen more while I've been talking to you.. Doctor says take these tablets, come back and see me in a week. She comes back after a week and yells, what kind of a doctor are you, when i blow off now it stinks to high heaven, but at least its still silent! Doctor says ok now we've sorted out your sinuses, we'll see if we can do something with your hearing....
2007-02-11 10:08:52 · 12 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi there rod stewart (lol), Very good! I like it! Here is my contribution for you: Flatulent man?.....
A man who had been dating his girlfriend for quite a while, was finally invited to go to her house and meet her parents. On his way to the meeting, the man realised that he was suffering really bad with chronic wind. On his arrival, he was ushered into the lounge and introduced to the girls mother, who was sat on the sofa. Then he was offered a seat next to her father who was sat in a chair whereby the family dog, Bruno, was sat close by to him. Only minutes into the meeting, the man felt his stomach rumble, and realised that he was going to fart. The inevitable happened and he let out a really loud and smelly one. He was feeling mortified, when the father shouted: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" The man was relieved and carried on with the evening. A while later, the man felt the familiar rumbling in his stomach, and out came another loud and smelly one. Once again, the father yelled: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" And once again, the man felt a comfort in his reprieve. After about an hour, the man felt the all too familiar pain in his gut that was to present the loudest and smelliest fart imaginable! By this time, the father had lost his patience, whereby he shouted: "Bruno! Get away from that man before he Sh*ts all over you! :o)
2007-02-11 16:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 20:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by Elvira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-11 10:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certainly confident. adult adult males are greater advantageous, meaning there is greater time for fermentation interior the intestines, and since the metabolism is larger curiously adult adult males are greater flatulent. there are probable nutritional ameliorations in u.s. too.
2016-11-03 04:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie
2007-02-11 10:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs Baws! lol
2007-02-12 10:46:25 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Enya♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I'll bet that doctor got "nasal" and "anal" mixed up when he gave her the tablets. Whadda ya think?
2007-02-11 10:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tee hee - very funny - but what is the question?
2007-02-11 11:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA...... didn't see that one coming
2007-02-11 10:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats a good one.! star fr you!!
2007-02-11 10:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋