Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in a pub with their mates.
Snow White says, "There's no doubt about it: I'm the fairest in the land."
Tom Thumb says, "There's no doublt about it: I'm the smallest in the land."
Quasimodo says, There's no doubt about it: I'm the ugliest in the land."
Their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror.
The three head off.
A few minutes later, the door of the pub bursts open and Snow White runs in and shouts, "It's official - I'm the fairest in the land!"
Shortly afterwards, the door again bursts open and Tom Thumb runs in and shouts, "It's official - I'm the smallest in the land!"
Five minutes later, the door gets kicked in and Quasimodo stomps through and bellows, "Who the hell is Jade Goody?"
2007-02-11 10:05:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one again, Fidge!
I see you've got the killjoy brigade (sexicute1) with you again.
PS Have a star!
2007-02-11 10:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Who the hell is Jade Goody ? I really don't know.
2007-02-11 11:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh ohhhh poor Quasimodo.
2007-02-11 11:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, mean but hehe, I see where that is coming from. She's got a lot of redemption to do.
2007-02-11 10:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yess!
2007-02-11 15:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Proud GF of Marine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like quasi met his match there!
2007-02-11 10:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by mazza999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice..
2007-02-11 10:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see the funny side to it lol
2007-02-11 10:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Emma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
What 're they like these killjoys? Good joke.
Keep smilin'.
I've put you on my watchlist
2007-02-11 12:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the hell is she? Not that funny. Good try though.
2007-02-11 10:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋