The US and Russian Olympic teams were tied 4 matches to 4. It was down to the heavyweights to break the tie and win the Gold Medal. The US coach took the US wrestler over to the side and said, "You have a great chance of winning this, just don't let him get you into the 'human pretzel' hold. Once he gets that in, there is no escape."
So the match goes on, it's in the 3rd period with a tied score. All of a sudden the Russian get the American in the 'human pretzel' hold. The US coach turns his back to the match, unable to watch the final end, when all of a sudden the American fans go wild. The coach turns around and see the Russian pinned down to the mat. The US wins the Gold.
The winner comes back to his bench and the coach asks him, "I have to know - how did you ever get out of the 'human pretzel' hold?"
The wrestler explains, "Well, Coach, Everything was going along when I found myself in the pretzel hold. All I could see was a pair of testicles hanging in front of me. So I bit down on them as hard as I could. And I gotta tell ya, You can move like greased lightning when you bite your own nuts."
2007-02-11 10:05:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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ALMOST DONE!
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I LIED!
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OK, NOW IM ALMOST DONE..................
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2007-02-11 10:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahah loved it! Best joke I've heard in a while!!!!!!!!!! I'm sending that one around!
2007-02-11 23:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg
that is funny
lmao
2007-02-11 18:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...........lmao That must have been painful indeed.
2007-02-11 19:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋