1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
2007-02-11 09:30:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! :D I haven't ever heard any of those, but 9 out of 10 of those were hilarious!
2007-02-11 09:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by Kasandra 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of them were very cute and some of them are so true! Only in America!
2007-02-11 17:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, isn't that from Chris Rock or Chris Tucker? Maybe Orlando Jones--someone like that.
Those are funny because its all TRUE!
2007-02-11 17:36:33 · answer #3 · answered by plasma71104 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I have :D
only in the Netherlands...people can just buy drugs in coffee shops while police are standing there watching it's legal believe me, I'm born in the Netherlands
2007-02-11 17:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by AC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny...that's just shows how lazy & pathetic us americans are these days. I'm gonna move to France now.
2007-02-11 18:22:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol 9/10
2007-02-11 17:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoo....and only in america u can use an escalator to go to a fitness center....look at this pic....http://guidesmedia.ign.com/mrs/irony.jpg
2007-02-11 18:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by Hy34lif3™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I never heard it before but. It is pretty fun that made my day.
2007-02-11 17:39:37 · answer #8 · answered by Poetry Fairie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. i havent heard it but that was hysterical!! lol
I like those
God Bless
2007-02-11 17:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by ☆Star☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funny. I never heard these before.
2007-02-11 17:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋