Two nuns were walking through Central Park on their way from the orphanage to the convent when they were assaulted by two thugs and raped.
Afterwards, one nun said to the other, "How will we be able to tell Mother Superior that we were raped twice?"
The other nun said in surprise "Twice?!"
The first nun asked "Aren't we going to go back the same way?"
2007-02-11 09:17:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, Roger... :)
Did you hear about the two nuns who were a bit tipsy and were making their way back to the convent after a late night on the town.
They had to go under the barbed wire fence to get back into the convent and one nun said to the other; "Sister Mary, I feel like an SAS soldier tonight."
Sister Mary said "Don't be silly Sister Brigid - where would we get one of those at this time of the night?"
- keep smilin' - makes people wonder what you've been up to :)
2007-02-11 12:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
on the supject of nun jokes...
3 Nuns died and went up to the gates of heaven but St Peter would only let them in if they each answered a question. He asked the 1st nun:
"What was the first man called?"
The 1st nun answered: "Adam" She was correct and entered through the gates of heaven.
St Peter asked the second Nun: "What was the name of the first woman?"
The 2nd nun answered "Eve" St Peter let her through too.
The third nun was very old and the most experienced nun of the three so St Peter said he'd give her a more difficult question.
"What was the 1st thing Eve ever said to Adam?" he asked. The old nun thought "Ohhh..." she said. "That's a hard one!"
"Sister," said Peter "Welcome to heaven!"
he he!
like it?
2007-02-11 09:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-02-11 09:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certain, immediately I heard the sound of sleigh bells being jingled on the Salvation military kettle at the front to paintings. The sound of many people figuring out to purchase up all type of food for his or her Christmas feasts! and yuletide songs floating out of the keep stereo audio equipment. And the type of marvelous number of shoppers declaring or replying with Merry Christmases to me and mine! Merry Christmas Dizz pricey and all my splendiferous Contacts on Y!A !!! oxoxox :)
2016-12-04 01:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny. 10/10! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Meow! Keep the jokes coming!
2007-02-11 09:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!!!
Thank you Roger you are a man of your word.
Thank you
Tink xx
2007-02-12 06:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pure genius.
2007-02-11 09:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! It was hillarious! Star!
2007-02-11 09:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor
2007-02-14 09:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor nuns.....
2007-02-11 09:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋