What are some random topics that I could put a smile on a girl's face with? When I asked this before, people said stuff like compliment her. I know all that. I mean really random. Like something so stupid that she'll have no choice but to laugh and continue the conversation (like the terrible plight of the one-legged duck....he can only swim in a circle).
Please don't say talk about her interests or anything like that, that's not my question!
2007-02-11 09:08:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
tell her funny stories man
and you gotta get into the story, like i dunno how to explain it
but even if ur totally makin the story up you gotta like act it out w/ ur face..make sure it shows a lotta emotions and stuff
and just be funny i guess..sorry i cant really explain
make sure you tell her random crap from like ten years ago so u can constantly be like connecting stuff to the past to the present//
example : yah god i remember third grade i used to be crazy about looney toons and stuff..wow its funny how im still obsessed with em...
i dunno it all has to be a part of the whoel story though and go off track a lot if u wanna keep the convo
you should constantly be switching from wats ur favorite music to like a minute later talking about the deeper meaning of life..
basically keep it random as hell and tell stores
good luck dude
2007-02-11 11:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by bobji738 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her this joke:
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male near her age.
She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer.
After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married. On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner of the room. Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman."
He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!
2007-02-11 17:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by Elliot M. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just anything stupid really. I mean the guy I like is always funny. Just act cute. And also shows on Comedy Central help.
Love Ya
2007-02-11 17:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by TomFelton's a god 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humor is wonderful and its also a defense mechanism to keep people away from "knowing" you. So laugh all you like, but is it really funny or are you afraid to let her in ?
2007-02-11 17:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by Denise W 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could go up to her and say, do you know the one about the nun and the drunk? When she says no, say neither do I. See if she thinks that funny.
2007-02-11 17:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can try watching south park and use some of theyre funniness on her
2007-02-11 17:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her a funny or stupid joke
2007-02-11 17:11:06 · answer #7 · answered by Laura 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I forgot to feed my cat.
2007-02-11 17:11:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋