There was a man who walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
When he set his parrot down on the bar, he said,My parrot's name is Chet.
Want to see my him sing?"The bar tender said,"sure."
So he took out his lighter and lite it under the Chet's wing,the parrot sang,''God bless America."
Then he did it againonly under the other wing, "Land that I know."sang out the parrot.
"Let me try."said the bar tender.
So the bar tender lite the lighter in between Chet's legs, "Chet's Nuts roastig on an open fire."
How do you like it?
2007-02-11
08:27:17
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