2007-02-11 08:16:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
When you start wanting to have sex with the cheeseburger is the time you know you have problems.
Addendum for Gyorzxk:
Am I f*cking invisible?? I made the 'sex with cheeseburger' joke already and without the unfunny extra bits.
P.S.
What kind of stupid name is Gyorzxk anyway? Are you a malfunctioning robot?
2007-02-11 08:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by Oliver T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are abnormal. you have lack of sex just visit sexiologist immediately. or see deeply in your wife's eyes for long time i..e 10 -- 20 minutes in silence and you will forget your cheese burger. just imagine your wife as some hollywood heroine and do the sex by closing your eyes.
2007-02-11 16:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sameer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have sex with the McDonald's cheese burger (use a condiment) and nibble on your wife for awhile. Is her name Patty? Do you want fries with that orgasm?
2007-02-11 16:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It makes me wonder - What would She rather be doing, and Why? There are classes and clinics and shops and therapists all over the place. We don't have the answer you seek here.
Two possibilities: get her some Eaue de Chez-Bergeaure perfume, or move into McD's permanently.
2007-02-11 16:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by Happy Camper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be in your 40's! You have reached the point in your life, when food is better than the sex is. You might want to get a checkup from your doctor, to check your testoserone level.
2007-02-11 16:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on!!!!!!!!!!!! fat or not, if you would rather eat a cheeseburger then have sex with your wife, the sex must not be so good....................i think that you and your wife need to have a little chat about what is NOT going on behind closed doors!! perhaps, you could have the sex and then top it off with the cheeseburger.....maybe try eating the cheeseburger off of your wife...................play a little mayor mccheese role play game....incorporate the cheeseburger into the sex life!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-11 16:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the sex ever good? Not even a big mac or a quarter pound-er! Y'all need counseling or a divorce. That isn't even right.
2007-02-11 16:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by ME!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, this is not normal. You better talk to your wife and work it out - maybe marriage counesling or sex therapy - otherwise, eventually you two are going to have a nasty split.
2007-02-11 16:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by T D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so you're the guy. Everytime I'm with your wife, she says you're at McDonalds!
2007-02-11 16:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am not joking ..............I have had a mood on all day and you are the only person who has cracked me up! No you are perfectly normal .... I would rather have a chocolate cake than Marlon Brando (not)
2007-02-11 16:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by brandoleigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋