A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.
In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."
2007-02-11 08:04:29 · 25 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi pretty thats a good one worth top marks 10/10+
2007-02-11 08:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'll have you know, my best friend is blonde, and she only messed up laying sod three times last week. Or was it four? Wait. Oh! I know, it was five. We remember cuz it took up one WHOLE hand. Where was I going with this? Hmm? Right, funny story.
2007-02-11 08:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by Britney S 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
funny, although when it cam to the second window I had a feeling he was talking to someone outside about laying grass or something.
Funny none the less though.
2007-02-11 08:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by lesleyjones2004hp 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for giving me an adorable joke to tell the folks in the office tomorrow!!! I'm blonde so I get away with it!!!
2007-02-11 08:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Silly. 7/10. Not that funny though.
2007-02-11 09:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it took me a few seconds to understand it but once i did it cracked me up
onlly way i knew is that my freind explained it to me
2007-02-11 08:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by dylan f 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Haven't heard that one! Perfect blonde joke! =)
2007-02-11 08:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by Ostrich 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats great, although I only needed the last paragraph to get it.
2007-02-11 08:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by this Mike guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may be pretty but you just wasted a lot of time posting that
2007-02-11 08:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
old one but still makes me chuckle!!! 7/10
2007-02-11 08:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by caesar 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋