A drunk was sitting in a bar, and says, "Bartender! Give me another drink."
The bartender shakes his head and says, "No you’re already drunk."
"Well," the drunk says. "How about if I show you something really neat? Then, will you give me another drink?"
"Ok," the bartender says. "It will have to be spectacular."
The drunk takes a small saxophone and a frog out of his pockets and sets them on the bar. The frog picks up the saxophone and starts playing a jazzy song. The bartender says that is worth a drink. The drunk guzzles it down, and asks for another drink.
"You can’t have another one," the bartender says. "You've had to many already."
"If you let me have another drink I'll show you more spectacular than the frog," says the drunk. The bartender laughs at the drunk but he agrees to give him just one more drink. The drunk pulls out a hamster and puts it up on the bar beside the frog. The frog begins to play the saxophone again, and the hamster begins to sing to the music. The bartender laughs, and sits another drink on the bar.
Another guy who was seated next to the drunk watching the show, says to him, "You've got an amazing team there. I'll give you $1,000,000 for them right now."
"They are not for sale," the drunk says.
"Ok, $1,000,000 just for the frog."
"He’s not for sale."
"Ok, $1,000,000 just for the hamster."
The drunk says ok, so the guy gives the drunk the money and walks out of the bar.
The bartender, shocked and confused asks the drunk, "Why did you sell the hamster? You broke up an amazing team!"
"No I didn’t," the drunk says. "You see, the frog's a ventriloquist.
2007-02-11 07:59:41 · 15 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-02-11 08:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a device with witch you write on wood, it burns and the frog makes lovable little shrieks, somewhat in case you stick it up it s ***. I by twist of destiny hit my finger with it and in simple terms approximately went to wellbeing center. additionally evaluate nailing an arm to 2 bent wood making use of nails and a hammer and then, whilst that's secured, you enable flow, tearing the frog aside. yet another super thank you to torture a frog is to slowly cut back it s legs off and throw the remains right into a fireplace. additionally good could be tying it down and skinning it: it makes very lovable shrieks and thrashes around. nonetheless, in simple terms tie it to a motorbike and to a fence, and choose for a holiday.
2016-12-17 07:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god you write all that detail by your self ... Oh maybe you are using the magic i can feel something like that. I am so proud of what you have done forget all what i am saying and thank you for the two point
2007-02-11 08:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by sudandragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-02-11 08:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Haha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-11 08:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but that is still a very funny joke
2007-02-11 08:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that is good, my dad loves frog jokes, can't wait to tell him
2007-02-11 08:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do all drunks see these kind of things
2007-02-11 08:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that one!!nice clean and funny...10/10
2007-02-11 08:06:28 · answer #9 · answered by caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever indeed, LOL!
2007-02-11 08:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats really funny
can,t wait to tell that one
thanks for making me laugh ! !
2007-02-11 08:45:23 · answer #11 · answered by swanning66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋