Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights Im sick of these lame blonde jokes... there sssoooooo old.... brunettes have some of this >>>>>>>>
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOUR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage
2007-02-11 07:46:47 · 17 answers · asked by Lily Allen 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price
MY FAVOURITE>>>>>>>>
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their moustache
2007-02-11 07:47:24 · update #1
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2007-02-11 07:47:49 · update #2
ooookkkkk
2007-02-11 07:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Haha 2 · 4⤊ 5⤋
No, TheGimp, it must have been born blonde to come up with that lot. If it was naturally dark haired you'd see a glimmer of intellect n its posts and the jokes may have actually been funny.
2007-02-11 08:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by ms vicci pollard 5 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Now now girls keep your hair on.
Mind you, whilst you are bitching each other at least you're not having a go at us poor hard done by blokes.
We love you all really,blonde or brunette(sometimes half & half,wink-wink)
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-11 09:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
ladys ladys there is to much bitching on here tonite go and lay down i will be round shortly 10/10
2007-02-11 08:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
god you sound bitter!! why not just let your hair dye grow out and be a brunette again, then you won't have to be the target of any more blonde jokes
2007-02-11 07:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 7⤊ 6⤋
Hahaha, that's a good comeback after so many blonde jokes
2007-02-11 07:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 5⤊ 5⤋
Dear oh dear. Are you 12 years old, perchance? The people who tell blonde jokes are equally boring.
I'm blond too, btw... and your avatar has ginger hair!
2007-02-11 07:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by apauk 2 · 5⤊ 5⤋
wow that's amazing, there's no way you can be blonde, your using a computer and you didn't misspell anything. nice try though.
2007-02-11 09:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
You can not tell me you as a blonde came up w. those . . must have had your redhead friends help.
Haha actually they're funny . . & I'm brunette!
Hugs && Kisses
♥ Abby ♥
2007-02-11 07:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 6⤋
Hahaha good ones.! But...im a brunnette..I aren't mean to blondes! : ) But i mostly like the Moustache one.!!! Thats funny!! But mean..
2007-02-11 07:52:51 · answer #10 · answered by x-Kelly-x 3 · 1⤊ 8⤋
At last!!!!.....lol.lol.lol
2007-02-11 08:17:46 · answer #11 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋