A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, shoots the ceiling, and leaves. The bartender is furious, and asks why he did that. The panda tells him to look up "panda" in the dictionary. When the bartender looks up Panda, it says "eats shoots and leaves"
2007-02-11 07:46:16 · 11 answers · asked by Haha 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, it's pretty old..... to me anyway
2007-02-11 07:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by Rachies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ive never heard that!!! Thats hilarious..heres one for you.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2007-02-11 15:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny im imagining a western panda doing this
2007-02-11 15:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by magdaleal14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-11 15:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
2007-02-11 15:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's actually like REALLY hilarious! lmao
2007-02-11 15:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by I Am A French Fry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that one before! Pretty good!
2007-02-11 16:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not old to me. but then sometimes I've been living under a rock.
ps- thanks I needed that
2007-02-11 15:51:15 · answer #8 · answered by Auntie M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...lol
2007-02-11 15:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by beepbeep_gone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid
2007-02-11 15:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by kris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋