A man walks into a bar one night and asks for 3 drinks. The bartender asks the man what is wrong, to which the man replied, "My oldest son is a homosexual." So the bartender gives him 3 drinks.
A few months later the man walks in and asks the bartender for five drinks. Again the bartender asked the man what was wrong. "My second son is a homosexual." The bartender gives him five drinks, and the man goes on his way.
Several months later, he walks in again and asks for ten drinks. The bartender again asks what's wrong. "My youngest son just admitted he's homosexual."
To which the bartender replied, "My goodness, isn't there anybody in your family that like women?"
"Yeah, my wife does."
2007-02-11 07:39:13 · 19 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAVE TO AGREE THIS ONE IS NOT VERY FUNNY.
2007-02-11 07:43:53 · update #1
oh. God.....groan
2007-02-11 07:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. 7/10.
2007-02-11 15:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasnt all bad he got rid of the wife 10/10
2007-02-11 15:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just kinda feel sorry for that man.
2007-02-11 15:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by lightsaber_tech 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but heard this before.
2007-02-11 15:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by smooozzzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke's ok, but the purple mohican haircut on your avatar is better!!!
2007-02-11 15:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hope he gets to watch
(the wife that is!)
2007-02-11 16:06:14 · answer #7 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming.
2007-02-11 15:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a short one:
a man walks into a bar...
and says "ow!"
2007-02-11 15:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by jirachi3636 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Na, sorry man but crap.
2007-02-11 15:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by Underpants. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so disturbing it is funny! LOL!!!
2007-02-11 15:44:15 · answer #11 · answered by gtownprincess155 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋