Some people may find these offensive... but honestly those people need to get a life and live it.... there just jokes
a little rude ;-)
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel
on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month,
but not enough to live on!"
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife
during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
2007-02-11 07:22:05 · 18 answers · asked by x-Kelly-x 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
know anymore... not to blue please HAHA
2007-02-11 07:22:49 · update #1
there are very good have a star x
2007-02-11 07:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
a million.) what's your New 365 days's Anime decision? (do now no longer understand? make certain IT OUTTTTTTTT XD *thwacks you with Sode no Shirayuki*) Get my GPA as a lot as 3.7 again. 2.) Oh, btw, if Toushirou's bankai grew to grow to be into an leisure park adventure, would your eyelashes blow off? (would Toushi be too short to adventure it?) No. i do now no longer imagine of so. and likely. 3.) i'm bored and unhappy. tell me some thing to attempt this evening as precise searching at anime or going out (no money this evening!) Watch Whose Line videos on Youtube.
2016-12-04 01:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by kwiatkowski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...
i got one for you...
Drunk Test
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
"Cogito ergo sum."
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't -- no one wants to hear me sing!
2007-02-11 07:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL
9/10
I agree. Some fuddy duddies need to realise that this is a jokes' site.
Well done
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-11 09:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-02-11 10:45:33 · answer #5 · answered by willow_muff_diver_uk 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very very funny loved them.....my sense of humour to a T !!!!
2007-02-11 08:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Really funny....lol...10/10
2007-02-11 08:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the second one was the funniest
2007-02-11 07:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by the one n only - me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny uh
2007-02-11 07:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fascinated.!!!
2007-02-11 07:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋