Little Johnny and his father came across his puppy, dead in the back yard. Daddy explained that Buddy had gone to heaven.
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Little Johnny, as he fought back tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Buddy's legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to take him by the leg and lift him up to heaven."
Little Johnny seemed to take Buddy's death quite well. However, two days later when his father came home from work, Little Johnny had tears in his eyes as he said, "Mommy almost died this morning."
Fearing something terrible had happened, his father questioned, "What do you mean Johnny? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Little Johnny, "Soon after you left for work this morning I saw Mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus! I'm coming, I'm coming!' And, if it hadn't been for the neighbor who was holding her down, she would have gone to Heaven just like Buddy did."
2007-02-11 07:21:27 · 11 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im so pleased that johnnys mum was ok but what a shame about poor old buddy.
2007-02-11 07:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, gotta love Little Johnny jokes!!
2007-02-11 07:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Busted! 9/10!
2007-02-11 08:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha you go johnny
2007-02-11 07:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little jonnys got one luck mom
2007-02-11 08:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Good one... That was a close call!
2007-02-11 07:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by Gordon B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - very funny.
2007-02-11 08:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats was a good one!
2007-02-11 07:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by the one n only - me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2007-02-11 07:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by Haha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!
2007-02-11 07:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋