A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!
2007-02-11 06:11:28 · 21 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good idea might try it
2007-02-11 06:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by liamrun121314 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha . I wish it was that easy. Trouble is we can't talk to a stupid mobile camera in a stupid van at the side of the road. My husband just got done for doing 37 in a 30 limit. Crap !! He has been driving for over 40 years and has NEVER had an accident. No doubt loads of motor cycles sped along this road at a much faster speed than he did but they didn't get caught because they don't have a damned front number plate !!! Ban all speed cameras and if you live in UK sign the petition on the Downing Street web site.
2007-02-11 06:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by little weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definite....you are able to also contest a radar or laser value ticket. although, your probabilities of scuffling with it are slender. even if it really is you vs the cop, the decide will flow on the conception the cop has no reason to lie yet you do. you want to get out of the price ticket, not pay the nice and not in any respect get the criteria. in case you base your protection on the cop telling a lie for some unknown reason, your probabilities of triumphing are about 0. you may ought to wrestle it on the conception the cop made an mistakes in calculating the speed. because you're asking about non-radar/laser procedures, definite there are different procedures that could be utilized. If the cop pulled up in the back of you on your blind spot and then matched your %, studying his qualified speedometer, and sees that you've been over the reduce (often it must be a particular quantity, which includes 5 mph to allow for mistakes on your uncertified speedometer) he grants you with value ticket depending upon tracked and said % over the reduce. you may ought to provide reasonable doubt as to the accuracy of how he did it. IE: Springtime and they in basic terms switched to summer tires from their wintry climate tires. Did they recertify his speedometer? in addition they can use a timer gadget in some factors. The cop can commence one end watch as you flow a particular mark, then even as he crosses an same mark, he starts a 2d end watch. Then once you flow yet another mark, he stops the first one, or perhaps as he crosses an same 2d mark, he stops the 2d. a pc then matches both end watches and the area traveled and springs up with a % on your motor vehicle. They even enable in some factors the cop to mark out 1 / 4 mile and he then sits with a end watch and "clocks' you (it quite is the position the time period got here from) as you commute the quarter mile. If the speed reduce is 60 mph, he knows to flow one mile ought to take you more effective than a million minute, and to flow 1 / 4 mile, it really is going to take you more effective than 15 seconds. in case you do it in 10 seconds, he knows you've been dashing and back grants you with a cost ticket. Pay the price ticket and watch your %.
2016-11-27 01:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Ive Heard This So Many Times Before It Still So Funny Even Though I Alwayzz Knoo How It Ends!! Good Job. . .
Dudette xx
2007-02-11 06:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by {*} Dudette {*} 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha. Wow.
2007-02-11 06:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! that is hilarious! you should become a comedian! that is if you made up the joke which you abviously didn't. But still, that is funny!
2007-02-11 06:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny !!!
2007-02-11 06:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke! (my uncle read it and said he was going to try it!) i laughed so hard i fell off my chair!
2007-02-11 06:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by natsume_01_i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke thats been on YA so far.
2007-02-11 06:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll try to remember this the next time i get stopped!!
(not too sure it would work in the u.k!!)
2007-02-11 06:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by lola 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best joke on here
2007-02-11 06:15:29 · answer #11 · answered by knox_mountain_guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋