Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist.
At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''
''Well, If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!'' Came the reply
2007-02-11 05:46:28 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very very very very very very very FUNNY!
i really liked it!
thank you!
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2007-02-11 17:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i had to read that a couple times before i got it dude who didnt get it the guy wuz in bed with his wife 2 days ago so he would have been shot
2007-02-11 06:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by munkiluvrmp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was the Joke of the Day on comedycentral.com!
But... it's not a question and you might get a warning from Yahoo! staff.
2007-02-11 05:49:46 · answer #3 · answered by blooperzine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-11 05:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by Omni D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great job that is the first joke I have read that I laughed out loud!!!
2007-02-11 05:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by BABY GIRL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-02-11 05:53:51 · answer #6 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, Great joke!
2007-02-11 05:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-11 05:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad
2007-02-11 05:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-11 05:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋