2007-02-11 05:30:16 · 12 answers · asked by ... 2 in Sports ➔ Boxing
Well most of your answers you received are correct because they did fight in a little advertised untelevised dark match in my buddy Louey's basement. It was illegal so keep it hush hush but this is how it went.
The first 4 rounds Tyson laid into him with a lot of body shots and the Kool-Aid man was spillin the red stuff everywhere. We thought he was cut or spittin up blood but no it was just kool-aid. Tyson was starting to get tired and frustrated and began throwing low blows and rabbit punches the next couple rounds getting a point deducted in the 6th. The Kool-aid man began to bust up Tyson like he did the brick walls in his commercials so Tyson clinched and while holding on to him attempted another ear bite but the Kool-aid man has no ears so instead he tipped over a little forcing Tyson to swallow way to much Kool-aid. Tyson began to cramp up in the 7th round and was bloated in the 8th. Kool-Aid man way behind in the fight was gaining fast and Tyson was winded but still could land that one knock out punch so the Kool-Aid man knew he had to do something quick! He bellied him up against the ropes, almost drowned him with more kool-aid and then knocked him flat with a body punch. Tyson was carried from the ring and had his stomache pumped immediately.
When word got around about the fight, the authorities made Louey close down and handed him a hefty fine. The Kool-Aid man still denies any affiliation with either Louey or Tyson despite lawsuits Tyson has thrown at him.
2007-02-11 07:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by mrraraavis 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont know Tysons not strong mentally but the Kool Aid man has a glass jaw and Tyson can punch. The ref may mistake the kool aid leak as blood and call the fight. It'd be a close one.
2007-02-11 13:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by jdp000109 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hope the kool-aid man, but Mike Tyson might bite him even if he doesn't have any ears. He does have feet and arms so there are biteable appendages available.But Kool-aid guy can smash through walls so he just might have a fair chance at winning.
2007-02-11 05:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like kool aid man, but only if hes the red kool aid man...not sure though if Mike bit him if he'd leak all over the place and deflate, unless of course it was fought in icy conditions then mike would bite him and make him a big puddle shaped kool aid popsicle right?
2007-02-11 08:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by doingitright44 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Kool Aid man already won. Thats why mike is in rehab right now.
2007-02-11 07:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by nypokerplayer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool Aid guy is smarter he would win
2007-02-13 01:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by gman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If pressed, Kool-Aid man could drown Mike in...well...Kool-Aid.
2007-02-11 06:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the kool help guy, because he can damage by potential of walls. i do not understand how sturdy that cane is or the planters guy, in spite of the undeniable fact that the planter's guy is so skinny! i do not imagine he's sturdy adequate to interrupt that jug. besides, what if this is tupperware? lol
2016-10-17 06:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Koolaide guy.
Mike tyson would be in trouble because the koolaide man has no ears or children.
2007-02-11 05:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool-ade defenitely, he's so much kool-er!
2007-02-11 05:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Lily P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋