because he wanted to see time fly...
do you know a worse joke?????
2007-02-11 05:22:14 · 25 answers · asked by Lily Allen 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to old
2007-02-11 05:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Q: Who delivers eggs to all the little sea creatures?
A: The Oyster bunny!!
Q: What do you call a monster with carrots in his ears?
A: Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q: What bug doesn't like to work?
A: A lazy bug!
I could go on for a long, long, long time, but I'll spare you the torture.
2007-02-11 05:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by Air 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
compared to most jokes i've heard that's quite good!
what about this for a worse joke ...
why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
Because he got a hole in one.
2007-02-11 05:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by funkygurl123 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
"I'm a wiener!"
Hey- you said you wanted a bad joke.
2007-02-11 05:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by queensassey 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 snowmen in a field and 1 says, can you smell carrots ?
2007-02-11 05:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very droll! Life in fact, if you want to be droll, is a very bad joke!
2007-02-15 04:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
2007-02-11 05:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by smileforawile 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very old but i will take the 2 points thanx
2007-02-15 03:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Van fell in the mud.!!!
2007-02-11 05:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar?...
OUCH!
That the worse one i can think of...
2007-02-11 05:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by Charlotte 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a very good joke
2007-02-11 05:40:45 · answer #11 · answered by waheed a 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋