One day a man died and went to Heaven. St. Peter
met him and said"I'm really sorry, but it wasn't your turn yet. I am going to grant you a wish and return you to Earth". The man said "You know, I hate flying and boats, so build me a road between California and Hawkaii."
St Peter exclaimed "That is a physical imposibility, I can't do it." So the man said "OK, give me the ability to understand women." St. Peter thinks for a moment, and then says "Would you like that 2 or 4 lane?"
2007-02-11 05:05:25 · 15 answers · asked by wildbill05733 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well, men are mars women are from venus.. go figure LOL
2007-02-11 05:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by gone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one
To those who don't get it: St. Peter is saying it's easier to build a bridge between California and Hawaii then it is trying to understand women.
2007-02-11 13:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by Chatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get the very last part (the 2 or 4 lane)
2007-02-11 14:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usaully dont like jokes that make fun of us women but that was pretty good. Thanx for the laugh! ;)
2007-02-11 13:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by sugar_baby94 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very cute
2007-02-11 13:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-11 13:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it at the moment
2007-02-11 13:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by nikki j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
2007-02-11 13:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by search on google: mabtw.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..good one
2007-02-11 13:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! gj!
2007-02-11 13:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋