There was a miltary couple that had parrot, The husband would leave every day for drills, training etc. As soon as the husband left the wife called over her boyfriend and they would go at it. Every time the husband would come home he'd ask the parrot how's it going and the parrot would say " They be f@cking, They be f@cking" But he payed it no mine. So the husband continued with his schedule, But when he left this time the wife told the parrot "If you say another word I'll kill you" Then called over her boyfriend to once again, GO AT IT... The husband came home the first thing he did was greeted the bird, Only to hear him say the same thing. Once again he payed it no mine. This time when the husband left the wife cut the birds throat and threw him in the toilet, She sat down to take a tinkle when the bird pecked her on her butt, She jumped up and said i thought I killed you!!! The parrot replied "If you can live with that big cut between your legs, I can live wit a lil one on my neck!!
2007-02-11 04:57:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
2007-02-11 05:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok! that's Immorally funny!
2007-02-11 13:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still waiting to laugh.
2007-02-11 13:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by oneladyice1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhaah...poor parrot
2007-02-11 13:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by no name 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-02-11 14:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by wallysrusty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-02-11 13:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not laughing.
2007-02-11 13:10:38 · answer #7 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very absolutly funny
2007-02-11 13:18:55 · answer #8 · answered by nikki j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! ha!
2007-02-11 13:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by franci9936 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost funny
2007-02-11 13:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by Chatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad. but i've heard better....
2007-02-11 13:08:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋