** Three fastest means of communication:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell-a-woman
** A man called his
4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ? - Panadol
# Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.
# Man tells Doctor: My son's a drug addict, my daughter's a prostitute,
and
my wife's a gambler.
Doctor: Isn't there anything positive in your family? Man: Yes, I am
HIV
positive.
# Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering where you keep your
money to pay taxi fare."
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!
2007-02-11 04:57:00 · 14 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AGAIN OUTSTANDING DAWN, Funny joke your the best.
2007-02-11 05:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the taxi one; never heard it before.
2007-02-11 05:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V funny
2007-02-18 00:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Lol! Hahaha!!!Hehehe!!Fuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy!!
2007-02-11 05:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you recognize, at a stoplight, eco-friendly skill bypass, yellow skill end and purple skill end. nicely with bananas its any opposite direction around. eco-friendly skill end, yellow skill bypass and purple skill the place the **** did you get that banana.
2016-10-01 23:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by minick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
panadol,hiv lmao
2007-02-11 06:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol with me
2007-02-11 05:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by nikki j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved the panadol one it is helarious.. LOL
2007-02-11 05:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was soo funny very very funny
2007-02-17 02:42:38 · answer #9 · answered by Lenalu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....HIV positive joke was my favorite
2007-02-11 05:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋