What would you do?

Question

I went to a girls apartment for the first time the other day.it was my first time meeting her.she lived out in the middle of no where.i had to take a dump,once again she lived about 20 miles from the nearest gas station,im not sure if i would have made it.she was getting in the showere getting ready for us to go out.would it be rude for me to ask her if its ok i take a dump here because i need to go bad and im not sure if i can wait til we leave here?would she understand?well i had to do it.itook a dump in her house the first time i met her.what would you do?

Answer 1

I would have taken a short "half-dump" until I get to the station....then pretend like I wanted to get something to drink and stopped in the bathroom while I was there.

either way it makes no difference. Everybody has to drop loads...even hot girls.

Answer 2

I can see why you were a little concerned, being the first time you ever met her. But, does a bear s**t in the woods? I think she would be OK with it under 2 provisions. First, I would use a different choice of words to describe your need to use the restroom, and 2) I would leave no evidence that you were ever there.

Answer 3

i think if she lived in the middle of nowhere why not get to the woods,rather than be rude and use the bathroom there,you could have just as easily and alot less rude to take what you needed and go to the bathroom and she would never had been the wiser,i am sure she probably would have understood but wouldnt it have been far less embarrassing for the both of you

Answer 4

Well-I would not say the word dump--but just saying I need to use the bathroom....and just to help with the smell--make sure you carry matches and use the fan in the bathroom..if you have to go you have to go...LOL

Answer 5

well for starters i would have used a word better than i have to take a dump .but other than that no i dont think it was wrong

Answer 6

ask her i think it will be funny shell prolly be rally grossed out thoug or take a roll of toliet paper and just go outside lol good luck with that one

Answer 7

silly question but . . . of course if you need to go, you need to go!! whatever, if you have particularly nasty smelly stuff, carry a book of matches with you and light and blow them out afterwards, it masks the smell very well if there is no "foo foo spray" around. whatever, if you think that she thinks that you don't sh*t - you are wrong.

Answer 8

did she know you both were going out. she should have already been ready. no, its not rude to ask her if you could use the bathroom .

Answer 9

HAHA;
JUST ASK HER;
EVERYONE D0ES IT;
BUT Y0U SH0ULD HAVE WATCHED Y0UR W0RDS;
L0LSZ;
THAT'S S00 FUNNY;

Answer 10

I forgot my answer, after reading B's answer.