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like st. george washington, ad nauseam. saints. martyrs for
the american faith? bill of rights and constitution as the
'sacred word'. another branch or sect is the church
of capitalism. saints like st. donald trump. or saints like
rockefeller, j.p. morgan, soros, or like little people saints,
like the guy in the mailroom, who worked for free for six
years during a downturn, so that the boss could have a new
rolls royce. you could have a lotta fun creating these religions.
have a big dollar bill over an altar of green and black like
our money. with the InGodWeTrust over the giant dollar
bill. everyone bowing and worshipping in the Church of
the Almighty Dollar. saints who like mysteriously propped
up the almighty dollar all over the world. its just an idea,
that popped into my head. well, its sunday. new religions
needed. lotta people have to work today. church of the holy
worker. or hard worker.

2007-02-11 04:35:41 · 9 answers · asked by joe snidegrass 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

I can't even imagine the size of the statue Saint Trump is going to want...

2007-02-11 04:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1 0

This brings me back to the episode of Family Guy when Peter made his own church to the one guy from the show Happy Days. THE FONZ, haha. I think if things were like what you're saying, everybody would have their own church services, and since everyone had them, nobody would go to the other person's church, and it would all be really pointless. :P

2007-02-11 12:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There must be NO national church in my country. We have freedom from religion too.

You are obviously not familiar with the majority of the American people. We are mostly middle to lower middle class. We live and work like everyone else. We put up with @ssholes at work everyday, just like everyone else. We raise our kids and hope they turn out to be decent human beings. We die from accidents and diseases and useless wars too. We love our families and our recreation time. We try to live a life that is respectful of others. We try to educate ourselves in a hope of improving ourselves.

I described most of us, not all.

2007-02-11 12:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well the Presetyrian church seems to be overly influenced by american politics. During the Civil War they split over slaverly much like the government did and they don't take a strong stand against gay marriage, abortion, or euthanasia much like our government.

2007-02-11 12:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by jonathan x 3 · 0 1

They need to have a Church of Atheism

2007-02-11 12:40:07 · answer #5 · answered by adamizer 2 · 2 0

that's communism, i might as well move to china

2007-02-11 12:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by StephC 2 · 1 0

we could all have our own church lol

2007-02-11 12:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by Carlos 7 · 1 0

No. It would not be of God.

2007-02-11 12:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

NO

2007-02-11 12:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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