A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks...
cont..
2007-02-11 04:31:02 · 15 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
continuation:
.....Honey , what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
(you'll just love this!)
James, for the FIFTH time I've said, "CHICKEN!"
2007-02-11 04:32:54 · update #1
HAHAHAHA hes the one thats deafff!! HHAHAHHAHAHA
2007-02-11 04:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by LizAsAweS)mE 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was good... but by the 3rd time he asked, I kinda got where the joke was heading... Still funny!
2007-02-11 04:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥☆ Star ☆♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wee bit of reversal roles here.... !!!!! very good joke.
2007-02-11 04:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL! 10/10!
2007-02-11 04:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before,but it stills cracks me up.
2007-02-11 04:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha! Didn't expect that! =D
2007-02-11 04:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute cute very cute
2007-02-16 03:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by Double D's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny - good one
2007-02-11 05:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!!
2007-02-11 04:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by fiz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goodd one.
2007-02-16 23:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋