...And can i kill Elmo?
2007-02-11 03:59:06 · 11 answers · asked by Stick-ninja 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...Pleeeeeeeease?
2007-02-11 04:03:56 · update #1
Oh, c'mon? Elmo has a chance, haven't u ever heard the song, "Elmo's gotta gun"?
2007-02-11 04:08:47 · update #2
It's a magic carpet ride, and every door is open wide for happy people like you, happy people like...what a beautiful...sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away...friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet....can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street...
Since you are plotting murder, there is significant doubt as to whether the magic carpet ride will offer you a ride. Assuming for the sake of argument that you get there, every door will presumably NOT be open wide. It depends on whether you are plotting said murder happily.
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2007-02-11 04:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure you can! Go into the fictional Diagon Alley, get a plane (with a nuke), fly to Sesame Street (500000000 miles south of Hogsmeade), land at Sesame Airport, kidnap Elmo, strap him to the nuke, fly 99999999999999999999999999999999 miles in the air, over an abandoned countryside (where nobody lives so that the only casualty is Elmo), drop the bomb, and watch the mushroom cloud! It's just like the game on Newgrounds where there's a tickle-me-elmo that explodes when you tickle him! You can even hear, through the sound of the nuke going off, elmo saying "THAT TICKLES!"
LOL...
2007-02-11 12:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave Elmo alone unless you want Big Bird and Snuffy to hunt you down like a D-O-G!
2007-02-11 12:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first you need a sunny day and you have to sweep all the clouds away..but,no you can't kill Elmo...
2007-02-11 12:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by Red Sox lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you need a sunny day, sweep the clouds away and go to where the air is clean. That's how you get to Sesame Street.
2007-02-11 12:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probly not because big bird runs an organized underground chicken sandwhich shop which creates enough revenue to protect elmo from situations like theese.
not to mention ms piggy who will seriously **** your life up just for messing with him.
good day.
2007-02-11 12:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FIRST, GO TO WASHINGTON DC, NEXT VISIT THE OVAL OFFICE, FORGET ELMO, AND SHOOT BIG BIRD IN THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE. HE'S HOLDING BUSH AS HOSTAGE.
WATCH OUT FOR SNUFFLEUPAGUSS, HE'S TRICKY, APPEARS WITHOUT NOTICE AND DISAPPEARS JUST AS QUICK.
AGENT GROUCH NORMALLY HIDES IN GARBAGE CANS AND AGENT BURT AND AGENT ERNIE ARE TOO BUSY TALKING TO EACH OTHER.
DOWN IN THE GENETICS LAB THEY GOT 2 MONSTERS. THEY KEEP ONE CONTROLLED BY GIVING IT COOKIES, THE OTHER, KEEPING INVENTORY IN THE WEAPONS ROOM COUNTING BULLETS AND GUNS. THAT'S AGENT DRACULA
GOODLUCK WITH YOUR MISSION
2007-02-11 13:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk down the street and kill that basterd from my side too
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2007-02-11 12:02:24 · answer #8 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's really not that annoying unless you tickle him. REFRAIN, I repeat, refrain at all costs!
2007-02-11 12:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by kk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to be a child,try sending stewie from family guy to do it for you.
2007-02-11 12:04:53 · answer #10 · answered by macksu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋