I like ridiculous answers. Whoever's I find funniest or most ridiculous will get 10 points
2007-02-11 03:56:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when suddenly...out popped the ninja pop tart! it paced around him until he kneeled on the ground. then this ninja pop tart took out a pair of swords and yelled up into the sky...I AM KOOTINTUCKY! The man on the ground looked up and was scared. He thought to himself," what does he want with me???" Then the pop tart leaned down and got right up in his face and sad, "I have something for you. except it or die!" the man agreed to except it and nodded his head up and down. Then, kootintucky pulled out....A TIME SHARE PLAN! He threatened the man to sign these papers for an overpriced time share in Hawaii! The man writhed in pain as Kootintucky screeched out for victory! Then the man turned around and took a huge bite right out of that pop tart! Before kootintucky knew it, the man had eaten him whole!
THE END!!!!!!!
2007-02-11 04:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by ☮☆☮☆☮☆☮ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a female Albino Moose appeared out of nowhere and started chasing him, shouting, 'Give us a little kiss.'
It is a well known fact that female Albino Moose are very difficult for male Moose to resist, for they give off a very powerful passion pheromone. When in the confines of a city, the pheromone combines with the odor emanating from sheets of stale lasagna, mutates, and mesmerizes men.
Whatever you do, run like hell to the nearest deli shop and bye the biggest chunk of knockwurst they have. It is the only know antidote.
Otherwise, you'll be forever cursed with a team of left-handed gerbils that break into your house and redecorate your kitchen.
2007-02-11 04:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont like the previous so lets start over again.....
suddenly.......Will Smith in his 3 peice (MIB) suit apprears:
walks right at him and says" Here is your intergalactic lollypop. Extra Caramel Flaver". "That will be $25,000, thank,you".
The man at first didnt understand...but then he started to do the dance of joy!
Will Smith took out his revolver and said "BANG". He shot the man.
"I knew you were a bug, the moment I saw the 1200 eyed face and those rigly for feet". " I just needed to confirm that.". "Didnt want to shoot a normsl human being by mistake".
2007-02-11 04:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he was attacked by a heard of savage lesbians. However when they attack was over and the lesbians had dissapeared in the night, the man noticed that they had taken nothing. What he didn't know, was that they had taken his SOUL. However ten years later the man won it back in a game of strip poker, and the lesbians were forced to return to sweden.
2007-02-11 04:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he spotted 10 drunk gecko ninjas eating chili cheeseburgers. As the man gets closer to the ninjas, he notices they are hitting on women walking on the sidewalk with a New York accent saying 'Hey, how you doin'?'.
2007-02-11 04:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by drysac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he was gangraped by wild baboons. after the encounter he arose to brush himself off and walked painfully the rest of the way home. his wife was immediately furious!! 'you smell like infidelity!' she shouted. he tried to explain to her what had happened to him but she obviously wasn't hearing any of it. 'if you want to copulate with other species i suggest you join the circus!' she slammed the door. entertaining the thought for a moment, the man called the ringling brothers to schedule an interview.
2007-02-11 04:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the street started walking on the man ;)
2007-02-11 03:59:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he spotted a naked women riding a unicycle while painting her toenails!
He promptly dropped the bottle of MadDog he was drinking and went directly home.
2007-02-11 04:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ms.PS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he fell in a river and swam to an island .5 miles away.
2007-02-11 03:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after last nights curry vindaloo and larger the fart he had just done wasnt as dry as he was praying for
2007-02-11 04:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by the jeremy vile show 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋