Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.This means"something"and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh:
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A"Loud Sigh"means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man."That's Okay"means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
to be continue...
2007-02-11 03:54:38 · 12 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks:
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh.
2007-02-11 03:57:42 · update #1
Oh, THANK YOU for translating some of these things for those of us who really do want to get a clue about you!
Dang, they're FUNNY, too!
These shed some light on MANY, MANY years of wondering "what the heck just happened???"
LOL!!!
2007-02-11 04:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by WindWalker10 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
these are so true. for a moment there i thought you were talking about me in particular. we women are so alike.
i hope this helps the men out there to understand us alot more.
please do put on some more. i am loving these.
way to go. you made me smile alot today.
2007-02-11 12:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant! I can't wait for part 2
2007-02-11 12:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are soooooo true, I wish every man would read these so he knew what the heck we were talking about, I know I get frustrated when I do these things and he just doesn't get it! lol.
2007-02-11 12:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true!! Fine is one of my favorite words of all time!!! I also love Thats ok...yeah sure it is not in this lifetime!!
2007-02-11 12:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by Red Sox lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! LOl I actually have found myself saying such words!
2007-02-11 11:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by Yvette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!great!
2007-02-11 11:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect. i never new how to put it into words.
2007-02-11 12:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it! So true.
2007-02-17 06:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. good one
2007-02-11 12:17:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋