can u make me smile with out telling me a joke? just say something funny? theresa prize 4 the 1 that makes me laugh the loudest lol
2007-02-11 03:32:50 · 14 answers · asked by maz_pop 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One time we had a party at our house, we let our dog out to go poopie, (chihuahua/shitzu mix) and when he came in, he did the "butt scoot" across our kitchen floor were we all were, and left a 12 inch brown skid mark on the floor!
2007-02-11 03:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Po... The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poop... The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.
Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Dog Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.
The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
2007-02-11 11:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This isnt very funny, but when you tell it to someone and acually use a serious chicken voice, it always makes them crack up for like 5 min.
ok
there was a man who went to the bar and got drunk. he came home and went straight to bed. he didnt wake his wife up. The next thing her knows, hes standing in frount of that guy who you go to when you die. the man is like, NO I CANT DIE NOW I HAVE TO MUCH TO DO AND I STILL HAVE A WIFE AND TWO KIDS DOWN THERE. PUT ME BACK. The guy replies, well unfortunatly, I cant put u back as a human. The man says, well the closest thing is a farmer down the road. The guy says, ok, I will put you back on earth, but you willl go back living with chickens. Ok, but this is your last chance. The man says, thank you. POOF, hes back on earth. But then he sees a rooster. hes like, OH NO!!!! THAT LIER PUT ME BACK AS HEN!!!! He figures hell go talk to rooser. While talking to the rooster, suddenly, he (now she) exclaims, I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING IN MY BUTT!! Then the rooster says, i think were gonna have a few eggs...go right up there in the coop...hens usually have only one or two eggs...
the man ( hen ) goes up to the coop and starts laying eggs...PLOP, PLOP, PLOP!!! Theres WAY more than 1 or 2...Suddenly, someone smacks the man in the back of the head (WHAP) and says...DUDE, YOU POOPIN ALL OVER ME!!!
( The point was, it was just a dream...he wasn't laying eggs... )
2007-02-11 11:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by frogs_rock_8491 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
er.....
just vote me as best answer so i can get some points
... fine here's a joke:
why did the chicken cross the road?
...
so he can get away from all those stinking jokes posted above
lol
2007-02-11 12:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a fact? haha. the average blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm each time it ejaculates into his partner, only 10% actually makes it in.
and you wonder why the sea is so salty
2007-02-11 11:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by demonized 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my friend and her son were walkin down the street one day. he was highly distracted as every 2 year old would be. she told him, "hey pay attention" and he turned to her and said, "i am payin a chicken" wonder were that came from
2007-02-11 11:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the blonde have pock marks around her mouth?
eating with a fork
2007-02-11 12:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by crazyalsfleaemporeum 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one time i fell asleep while eating cereal and my friends pured it all on me it was pretty funny because i can laugh at myself
2007-02-11 11:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just say these words out loud:
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
2007-02-11 11:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
2007-02-11 11:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by Radish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋