Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
2007-02-11 03:15:21 · 23 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny - I loved them all.
2007-02-11 03:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really cannot be bothered to spend 5 minutes reading that, 5 secs processing it in my brain and 0 secs laughing at it coz it is probably not funny!
Just vote me as best answer coz im desperate for more points!
2007-02-11 12:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
2007-02-11 11:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by kiki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the first one but the others were pretty funny.
2007-02-11 11:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by michelleee♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, i like the water ski one!
2007-02-11 11:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by Maggie Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like a Reality TV show starring ........... JESSICA SIMPSON
2007-02-11 11:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by yourdestiny_1969 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
7/10.!!!
2007-02-11 11:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are very good, made me laugh and still laughing!lol
2007-02-11 11:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. You know blondes really are ditzy. LOL.
2007-02-11 11:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2007-02-11 11:38:49 · answer #10 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋