does anyone know any riddles for valentines day? riddles about love? or information on how valentines day started?
2007-02-11 03:13:55 · 4 answers · asked by nybabyblu 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a cartoon that's on Valentines Day? * * A Valentoon!!!!
Whom do birds marry?
Their tweet hearts!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine.
What do you have if everyone drove a pink car?
A pink car-nation!
Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand, hand,hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
Is it better to write a love note on an empty stomach or on a full stomach?
It is better to write iton paper.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places!
What type of flowers should you never give on Valentine's Day?
Rice flour. Self-raising flour. Corn flour,Rye flour, etc
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
What's in the middle of Valentine?
The letter N.
What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES. There is a mile betweenthe first and last letter.
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it
2007-02-11 03:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by tz 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Valentine Riddles
2016-10-04 02:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's day?
Hogs and kisses
Where did the cows go on their date?
To the Mooooovies.
2007-02-11 04:10:51 · answer #3 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because your question smells
2007-02-11 04:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋