2007-02-11 03:09:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You asked a question so i will give you the answer. LAXATIVES.
Make her a cup of tea with a minimum of 4 fine crushed laxatives in it. It wont kill her BUT it will give her some time to get to know her own S**T. Make sure to stay around shortly after you do this. You wont want to miss this. You could always bring over some new kind of biscuits to have with the tea. Then she wont get suspicious of the tea. She will think it was the biscuits.
Then, next time, make desserts with some laxatives in it. You can also carefully add a laxative inside a sweet!
You've GOTTA try this! 100% results guarnteed and keep a straight face ok. Dont tell her what you have done.
2007-02-11 03:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you question should be reworded:
"CAN you make a high maintenance woman happy?"
Does she have a treadmill yet? Maybe you could give her yours, lol.
(sorry, this isn't a very funny topic)
2007-02-11 03:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people who're by no potential happy and of path unhappy. that's no longer unavoidably that the lady is intense maintenance. She's seeking to define who she is via what she has. that's a tragic thank you to be via fact as quickly as you have something you go with something else. that's a by no potential ending cycle and you're nonetheless feeling empty. This guy would desire to enhance some back bone and initiate saying 'no'. He would desire to ask his spouse to circulate to counseling so she will conquer this sense of lack of self belief that drives her to rigidity him to debt. they might the two be plenty happier. in the event that they do no longer seek for help they are going to likely finally end up in divorce courtroom provided that maximum marriages fail via financial matters.
2016-11-03 03:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her a high maintenance guy.
2007-02-11 03:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, she's high maintenance. She probably expects expensive gifts and what not.
2007-02-11 03:12:17 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy you have your hands full...your in for a loooong haul. i don't get how some girls are so demanding and thier man does anything for her and then there's me who would do anything for the guy adn yet he leaves me, go figure! good luck, if you love her just do it because she's worth it;)
2007-02-11 03:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by shine_on 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With lots of fancy presents.
2007-02-11 03:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by IGH3Rat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! it's impossible..i used to be that way and found that it drives some of the best pple away...encourage her to tone her frivolous nature...see what reaction ensues..:)
2007-02-11 03:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Force her to take care of herself! HA!
2007-02-11 03:18:39 · answer #9 · answered by Nibbles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy her a mirror
2007-02-11 03:20:03 · answer #10 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋