One day three midgets decide they want to be in the record books. The first one says "I have pretty short arms," so he goes and succeeds. The second one says "I have pretty short legs," so he goes and succeeds. The third one says "I have a very small penis," When he comes back he says, "who the f@ck is Leonardo DiCaprio?"
2007-02-11 03:09:38 · 7 answers · asked by demonized 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! Did you hear my jaw hit the floor?
2007-02-11 03:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-11 03:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh my gosh thats the funniest one i have heard this morning.
2007-02-11 03:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-11 03:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-11 03:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funn.. I changed the name to my friends name...lol
Justin
2007-02-11 04:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that ones good thanks for the amazing laugh!!
2007-02-11 03:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋