Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands once every two seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone.....!
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence....!!
"Well, stop f***ing doing it then??.!
2007-02-11 03:01:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, that was funny. People lighten up, it's not like the person telling the joke went over to Africa and killed the kids. And second, I bet most of you just say that's so bad, and don't do a thing about it. Shutup hypocrits. Silence and not doing a thing about it is the same as going over there and killing them yourself. You know they are sick and dying, but would rather buy yourself a new pair of shoes or pants and let them die.
LOL "Well, stop"
2007-02-11 04:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by PsyChoPath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i havent read the joke and i dont care just vote me as best answer coz i need more points!
2007-02-11 04:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, quite good :P ...except the dying bit obviously
2007-02-11 03:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-11 03:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to say but that wasn't really funny.
2007-02-11 03:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, what was he thinking? LOL!
2007-02-11 03:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was REALLY funny (not teh dying part teh dumbass part)
2007-02-11 03:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny. quite sad, actually...
2007-02-11 03:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
well, the african child dieing isnt funny but that guy being a moron is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-11 03:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋