The fish/monkey saga continues, can you help me, PLEASE?

Question

So the monkey finally got out of my chair and left me a can of root beer. I turned on the tv and was watching Nova. He hears them talking about how it actually took billions of years of evolution for each body part to fall in place.

HE FREAKED OUT! The fish came to realize that he may never live long enough to grow lungs and he keeps jumping into my pool to breath for a bit, comes out and checks on the monkey to see if there's any blonde hair yet. He's driving me crazy and my dog doesn't know what to do, just watching the this nervous fish jumping in the pool and checking on the monkey (still waiting for her to evolove into a 6ft blonde) he's acting crazy and everyone in our home just doesn't know what to do.

Any suggestions? How long would you think it can take to evolve lungs so the fish can breathe outside of water?

Have you ever seen a blonde monkey?

Answer 1

I do not support evolution, but this fish can breathe outside of water.

Answer 2

The fish probably won't develope lungs because his gills work just fine for him.

By the way, if the fish is bothering you that much, eat him and go get a lung fish. Their gills work outside of water as well as in water.

Answer 3

Evolution occurs in a population as individuals unsuited to the environment die off while others who are more suited to the environment survive to reproduce.

Evolution does not occur in a single individual. Your monkey and fish will never evolve.

Answer 4

Maybe you should get rid of the animals and get a pet rock instead. Your life will be alot more peaceful.

Answer 5

This reminds me of a telephone message a true schizophrenic once left on my answering machine.

I'll pray for you.