If you have such a comedy joke post it down
2007-02-11 02:01:00 · 7 answers · asked by ikshu g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MAST means Fabulas or fantastic or good or etc , etc.....................
2007-02-11 02:37:23 · update #1
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It
really
is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
2007-02-12 05:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harold asked his son, aged 10, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I dont wanna know!" the child said bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked the son what was wrong.
"Oh dad" the boy sobbed "when i was 6 years old i got the 'theres no santa' speech, when i was 7 i got the 'theres no easter bunny' speech." The boy continued, "then at age 8 you hit me with the 'theres no tooth fairy' speech. If you're gonna tell me that grown ups dont really have sex then i've got nothing left to live for!."
hows that :P
2007-02-11 10:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by demonized 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...ok how's this: A piece of string walks into a bar. Bartender says..."We don't serve string here." So the string sits outside all sad. A second piece of string comes along. The first one says "They don't serve string." The second one says "Oh yeah? Watch this!" He ties himself in a knot and frays both ends. He goes and sits down at the bar. Bartender says "Hey, aren't you string?" He goes "Frayed Knot!" lol
2007-02-11 10:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A patient visits an Opthalmist one day. He nervously staggers his way in.
Patient "Help me Doctor please!! I see Four of everything these days!"
The doctor looks up " Don't worry. I can take care of that! But who amongst you eight is having this problem?
Patient "What? Eight?"
Opthalmist, "Never mind! Nurse, could you bring my gloves here please?"
Nurse enters and says "Ahh! Pretty descent crowd today?"
2007-02-11 10:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by Mau 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mast joke
hahahaha
i hope u like that
2007-02-11 10:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by sweet 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
idk wut a mast joke is or wut most of the stuff u said up there but i got a really funny one. chuck norris once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
2007-02-11 10:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by kieran 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what was that again, but this time in english please
2007-02-11 10:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋