Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
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Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.
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Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims:
"71st and *again* barefoot!"
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2007-02-11 01:59:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-11 02:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gave you a star for the very funny jokes. Reminds me of the Sardarji who was lying on the beach when a man comes up and asks, "Are you Jagjit Singh?"
"No," comes the reply, "I am relaxing!"
2007-02-11 02:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howz dis then.....
Sardarji goes to an interview, picks up a mandatory information form and starts fillin' in....
He fills in his name,address,age and whn it comes to sex, he thinks....and thinks.....and thinks....and finally writes...preferably female!
2007-02-11 21:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by PooH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-11 02:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by Michele B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT BAD. O.K take one half to you the another half to sardarji.!!
2007-02-12 01:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by curdrice2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahah 3 stars
2007-02-11 02:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! I'm a blonde and I'm smarter than that! P.S. I gave you a star!
2007-02-11 02:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol they were nice I gave you a star,
2007-02-11 02:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to see an adult movie?
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because below 18 was not allowed!!
2007-02-11 06:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st: don't get
2nd: haha that was really funny
3rd: haha that was a good one
4th: ahaha, once again, good one
2007-02-11 02:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Did the crocs have handbags?
2007-02-11 02:05:52 · answer #11 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋