Wifes prayer: When I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man thats not a creep, 1 who's handsome,smart and strong. 1 who's willy is thick and long. 1 who'll screw me til me body's twitching, in the hall, the garden or the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me no-end and never attempt to shag my best friend. Then as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the w****r you sent me instead!!!
2007-02-11 01:45:49 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is not meant to upset anyone just a bit of fun!!!!
2007-02-11 01:51:16 · update #1
I love men too but still thought it was quite funny
2007-02-11 01:52:18 · update #2
I agree with desert I would like to see the mans version too...
2007-02-11 01:54:47 · update #3
hahaha funny!!! absolutly love it. :o)
just a note for the other people....
ITS A JOKE!!!! get over yourselves
2007-02-11 02:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by demonized 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't pray for that. I'd pray for an anvil to fall on the w*nker instead.
2007-02-11 02:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo girl... loved this one... Pretty darn funny...and I know the men have one too... and to those that find this tasteless... get a sense of humor!!!
2007-02-11 02:31:27 · answer #3 · answered by smooozzzz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
82 u rock
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2007-02-11 02:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt pass then the only one that would let me down would be your best friend 10/10 claires 82
2007-02-11 02:05:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny & some people cann't take a joke they take things to serious
shared it with 3 guys they all laughed
2007-02-11 02:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bet the men looked too!
2007-02-11 01:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by Alicat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny,
but a little unfair on the bloke she ended up with. if she did not like him that much why was she with him!!
2007-02-11 01:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, it's a bit anti-men isn't it?
How would us girls feel if men told a similar joke?
Sorry, I love men and it's just not tongue in cheek enough for me.
2007-02-11 01:50:14 · answer #9 · answered by hevs 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nice! I wish to have a wife like her!
2007-02-11 01:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋