HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU:NOW DAYS, 80% OF WOMEN ARE AGAINST MARRIAGE, WHY? BECAUSE WOMEN REALIZE IT'S NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG JUST TO GET
A LITTLE SAUSAGE.
1. MEN ARE LIKE...LAXATIVES..THEY IRRITATE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
2. MEN ARE LIKE..BANANAS..THE OLDER THEY GET, THE LESS FIRM THEY ARE.
3.MEN ARE LIKE...WEATHER. NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE THEM.
4.MEN ARE LIKE..BLENDERS..YOU NEED ONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE WHY.
5.MEN ARE LIKE...CHOCOLATE BARS..SWEET,SMOOTH,&THEY USUALLY HEAD RIGHT FOR YOUR HIPS.
6.MEN ARE LIKE..COMMERCIALS..YOU CAN'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY.
7.MEN ARE LIKE DEPARTMENT STORES...THEIR CLOTHS ARE ALWAYS 1/2 OFF.
8.MEN ARE LIKE ..GOVERNMENTS BONDS...THEY TAKE SOOOO LONG TO MATURE.
9. MEN ARE LIKE.. POPCORN...THEY SATISFY YOU, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
10.MEN ARE LIKE SNOWSTORMS..YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING,HOW MANY
INCHES YOU'LL GET OR HOW LONG IT WILL LAST.
11.MEN ARE LIKE..LAVA LAMPS.. FUN TO LOOK AT,BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT......
2007-02-11 01:31:49 · 15 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey guys cool down,did i pinch something swolen there?why you are so affected? lol unless you are in same category
go out and have life...lmao.
heres the missing part...
There are good ones but already taken.
2007-02-11 02:00:26 · update #1
SOOO TRUE!!!!!!
What does finishing a job, making a woman orgasm and putting down a toilet seat have in common?
There isn't a man alive that can do either one..lol
It's ok I love men..(oops I mean my man) but can't resist the good ol man joke
You have made my night with this!!! thanks I'm gonna tell em to my boyf next time I hear a woman joke
GEEZ SOME MEN OUT THERE CAN"T TAKE A JOKE..... I BET THEY'RE ALL SINGLE
2007-02-11 01:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Gee whiz...I think someone here hasn't been poked for awhile!
BTW, I never say the "milk at home line", but my understanding is it's also used to promote fidelity (loyalty) within a marriage. In other words, why stray away to find love and acceptance when it's under one's own roof. Your pig/little sausage thing is cute, but I don't think you're helping bridge the gap between the sexes.
And where did you get that "80% vs. marriage" stat? I'm sure there women out there who aren't big on the Big Ring, but that seems pretty high up there.
Now go find a pig and enjoy a little sausage.
2007-02-11 01:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Funny, but it doesn't sound like you're very bright either.
Just because you put a question mark at the end of a sentence it doesn't make it a question.
Sounds like you are really craving some attention OR you have been around the wrong men too much.
How about you go visit some churches instead of the bars all the time.
2007-02-11 01:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
whoaaaa thats funny
am not affected at all.
am already taken lol
2007-02-11 02:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by alex'd'great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love this one! Copied it so I can send it to a friend. Thank you.
2007-02-11 01:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
do you feel better now...?
I must say , I've only had 2 nightmares in my life...
they are out of my life....I don't condemn the rest over 2....
2007-02-11 01:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ok, just relax, and do not worry about it. Dont put all of this on us, if you have been rejected and do not want to get married then thats your dealing.
2007-02-11 01:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by Phlow 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lmao nice
2007-02-11 02:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about chauvinistic--baby I just go to the grocery store and buy my milk....its cheaper than you ,thats for sure.....
LMFAO
2007-02-11 01:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
may not b tru 4 some guyz but 4 others .
but ya itz really funny.lol....................
2007-02-11 02:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by in luv wtih life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋