A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.
Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"
2007-02-11 01:29:18 · 22 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! I haven't heard that one in a long time! It's still hilarious!
2007-02-11 02:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Trista♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, the joke means that it's meant for 2-4 year olds right? So, the blondes do a little kid puzzle and finish it in 51 days, basically saying they are stupid because it took them 51 days?
The joke is stupid.
2007-02-11 01:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know another version,
A blonde goes to guiness world recors, and say he finished a puzzle, the worker askes how that is a record, the blonde says, I finished it in 3 months, but the box said 2-3 years.
2007-02-11 01:38:01 · answer #3 · answered by Dodo C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got not got faith interior the dumb blonde stereotype. that's incredibly recommend, incredibly. yet right here is one I picked up the different day; A blonde walks into an electric shop and asks the salesperson 'am i able to purchase that television interior the window?'. the guy replies 'sorry, i do no longer serve blondes'. questioned, the blonde walks out. Later, she returns wearing a purple wig. She asks 'am i able to purchase that television interior the window?'. returned, the guy replies 'sorry, i dont serve blondes'. nonetheless questioned, the blonde walks out and returns later wearing a brown wig. She asks returned 'am i able to purchase that television interior the window?'. the guy replies returned 'sorry I dont serve blondes'. Then the blonde asks 'how do you comprehend i'm blonde?'. the guy solutions 'provided that's no longer a television.....that's a microwave'.
2016-11-03 03:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes the old ones are the best!
Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?
A. Branch manager
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
:)
2007-02-11 05:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was there a picture of Tony the Tiger on the box? LOL!
2007-02-11 01:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!!
How do you know when a blondes been on the computer?? There's white out on the screen.
it's ok I'm blonde
2007-02-11 01:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Never understood blonde jokes but hah ha ha. They are not dumb they are intelligent. But it was a joke i understand so i m laughing
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-11 01:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by tsmalls5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute.
how did "blonde jokes" get started?
cause the ones i know are super crafty.
2007-02-11 01:32:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funny, I have never heard this one before
2007-02-11 01:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by Kristol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋