What is the most embarassing thing that your child ever done or said?

Question

I remember my son was about 2, and we were at the doctor's office. This older gentleman with a what appeared to be an enlarged...well you know. He kept looking at it. In my mind I started to think, oh my gosh, please do not let him say anything. He started tugging on my shirt. He says," mommy (very loudly) Him is hiding a ball in his pants." To make matters worse. I told him to hush and he did not have a ball. So he scoots down before i could grab him, and he runs over to the man and points at him and say, mommy look, him, he is hiding the ball right there. I could hav died from embarassment. What have your children said or done?

Answer 1

When i was about 8..my mum used to get me to go into the corner store up the road (she'd park outside and wait for me ) she'd ask me to buy milk or etc...most of the times she came in with me but a few times she didnt...

she used to call the cashier a "porky-pine-pine" (porkipine) (AKA- a hedgehog ) as a joke (not to his face) cause he always wore his hair all spiked up..and back then hardly anyone had spikey hair..

any way i was in there buying milk and i said to him whilst i was at the counter " mum said your a porki-pine-pine" then strarted singing the song "porki pine pine..porki pine pine" as i walked out..

i told mum..she was highly embarressed...i never had a clue..i just thought i was having a little talk with the porkipine guy

Answer 2

I had gotten let go from my job that i had worked at for a few years- and my daughter and I were i the store- she was about 5 at the time- and we were in the check out and the lady said something- i cant even remember- but it prompted my daughter to say as loud as she could, "My mommy just got fired from her job" i could have died. hehe but the cashier just says, "oh that's too bad.. that happens to everyone.."

2 weeks ago we were at a dinner at my grandparents church and there was a lady sitting across from my daughter (shes almost 7 now) and the lady made a comment about how some of my daughters food looked really good and my daughter looked at her and said, "well if it's so good how come you didn't get any?" I wanted to crawl under the table and hide! She wasn't being snotty- she was just being "kid honest" hehe

Answer 3

The bus stand close to my domicile is regular as Burlington, named after the hotel interior reach. i became approximately 10 years old yet someway became no longer waiting to remember it. i became coming back from my elder brother's hostel one nighttime, or maybe however by using brother repeated the call of the bus stand 3/4 situations, I lost it. while the Bus Conductor asked me as to which place I could bypass so as that he could draw cost tag for me, i became dumb with worry, then amassing braveness I suggested somewhat loudly 'Washington'. think of the chortle the full bus had. I stay in India and Washington is 9000 miles away.

Answer 4

I took my 2 daughters 3 and 1 to my great aunts ranch house...she has picture windows that go all the way to the floor, we were sitting at her table when a Tom Turkey came right up to the window and started gobbling, my 3 year old looked at me and asked "hey mom, why's that turkey speakin spanish?'
My same daughter went to my best friends house, her dad was at her house...hes an older mexican man, he was telling my little girl, in spanish, how beautiful she was. My little girl looked at my friend and asked her, "Yasmine, why is your daddy speaking turkey?" I could have died laughing...makes a cute story though

Answer 5

My eldest son never stops, I'm actually scared to take him out sometimes fearing what he'll say next! On the bus the other day, he turned around in his seat, looked at the man sitting behind him, pressed his nose and said "mummy, the man's got a big horrible nose" I wished for the ground to swallow me up! He's also started to answer the phone and last week told my boss "mummy's in the toilet, mummy's doing a wee wee"

Answer 6

my nephew was 6 or so and we were checking out at the supermarket line and the cashier was an african american. He kept staring at her and all of all of sudden he blurted out " Do you know who Martin Luther King is? Well you should and you should like him because he helped all of you black people be free" I about died and come to find out they were studying Martin Luther King at school. But luckily without missing a beat the cashier smiled and said back to him " I sure do know who he is and he was a great man" ! My nephew was quiet the whole way home! I had to explain to him that we need to think about peoples feelings before we talk!

Answer 7

I don't have kids, but my mom says when I was about 4, we were in her favorite used book store. It was very crowded, and we knew the owners pretty well. Anyway, my mom says that pretty much out of nowhere, and in the middle of the store I announced "My parents have been taking lots of naps lately with the door locked. But I don't bother them because they said if I don't, I will get a baby brother or sister." I honestly don't remember this, but I do remember them taking alot of "naps" back them. Sadly I never got my baby brother or sister though. *sigh* Maybe they really were just napping.

Answer 8

My grandmother was baby sitting my little cousin and took here to the store. My cousin wanted something off of the shelf. Grandma said no. My cousin got very angry at Grandma and started yelling, "Help, Help, I want my mommy!" Needless to say Grandma finished her shopping very quickly.

Answer 9

AHAHHAH--HAD TO HAVE A HYSTORECTOMY THIS PAST OCTOBER- IN HOSPITAL 5 DAYS TO EXPLAIN TO KIDS WE KEPT IT AGE APPROIATE- MOMMY HAS A BOO-BOO IN THE PART OF HER BODY WHERE THE BABY GROWS AND THE DOCS HAVE TO TAKE IT (CANCER IN MY CASE) SO LOW AND BEHOLD ABOUT 3 DAYS POST OP- THE FAMILY PRIEST COMES AND PAYS A VISIT WHILE I'M IN THE HOSP(HUBBY THERE WITH KIDS) AND THE PRIEST ASKS ME THE NORM HOW ARE YOU BLA BLA AND GETTING READY TO GO SAYS LET'S BOW OUR HEADS AND SAY A PRAYER FOR KATHEY-LORD OUR FATHER I ASK YOU THIS DAY TO GRANT KATHEY A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE AND THANK YOU LORD FOR YOU GUIDANCE PASSED DOWN TO HER DOCTOR,WHILE PERFORMING THE SURGERY TO CURE HER OF HER ILLNESS. AT THAT POINT MY 6 YEAR OLD PIPES UP WITH "FATHER THEDOCTOR DIDN'T CURE AN ILLNESS HE JUST TOOK OUT MOMMY'S DIRTY BABY DIAPER BAG AND THREW IN THE DIAPER GENIE".

EVEN WITH A FOLEY IN - I DANG NEAR PEED MY PANTS.

Answer 10

As my stepdaughter and I crossed the parking lot of a store a very obese woman was walking past us and she quite loudly shouted, OH MY God dad she's fat. I could have died as well