I need to have a good laugh today, tell me something funny.
2007-02-10 23:03:38 · 9 answers · asked by Jazzybee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
girl runs to mum saying i need a glass of cider quick
why replys mum
as ive got a prick in my hand replys the girl
but why do you need a glass of cider mum asked
i heard my big sister told her friend evertime she picks a prick up she drinks cider replys the girl
tom thumb , cinderella& quasimodo were talking
tom says bet im the smallest person in the land
cinderella says bet im the prettiest in the whole land
quazi says so what bet im the uglest in the whole world
so they check with the world records
tom jumps up shouting told you so
same 4 cinderella
then quazi turns round & says who the **** is this jazzybee
(its a good on to tex email to friends )
hope they made you smile
2007-02-11 00:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by md m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
md m has got it very wrong..this is what it should be:
Two boys playing in the rose-garden and John gets a huge thorn in his hand.He starts crying but his friend Jim says 'Don't worry John, I'll ask mum for a cup of cider..that'll fix it.'
"Cider??" says John.."What good will that do?"
"Well," said Jim.."I've heard my big sister say that every time she gets a big prick in her hand...she always puts it in cider."
2007-02-11 04:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two pilots talk inside an airplane. by accident one of them hit the intercom and their voices can be heard by all passengers. "Man when we're past this damn turbulence I'll call that blond stewardess in so I can screw her". the stewardess run towards the cockpit but an older lady grab her arm and say: "easy honey he said AFTER the turbulence passes".
2007-02-11 00:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by marcelsilvae 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i wish this will atleast bring smile on ur face!
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Jimmy loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Shuan was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my *** up just one more time."
2007-02-11 00:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
AH I AM A CRAZY LOON!!! HELP ME I AM ON MY WAY TO A TREE WHERE I WILL LIFT MY LEAG ON IT AND HOPE RACHAEL RAY ISN'T LOOKING, THEN I WILL GO INSIDE AND EAT SOME CHIPS AND STUFF JUST TO MAKE ME LOOK LESS CRAZY AND WEIRD THEN I WILL SPIN AROULD AND SAY WEEE.
2007-02-11 01:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Tickle tickle.!!!
2007-02-11 00:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k its a yo mama joke yo mamas so fat that by the time she walks past the t.v you miss three comercials
2007-02-11 01:34:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good question! Gave me a chuckle too! Thanks
2007-02-11 00:18:18 · answer #8 · answered by cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! already laughing!!!!!
2007-02-11 00:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ani 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋